My car attacked me D=

Was going home from college
And the sunroof fucking smashed!
Just without anything hitting it D=
Glass went everywhere!!!!
Me and Rob were like O_O
I have a cut on my shoulder =/
But seriously WTF
So I got home and called my mum
Who said it was my fault!!!
HOW?!?!?!
Oh yes
Whilst I was driving I felt the need to smash the sunroof!
Obviously!
It's so clear to me now
That's exactly what happened.
>_<
I can't wait for my new car to arrive on Wednesday.